caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3
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orderoftheassassin:

orderoftheassassin:

I LOOKED OVER TO MY OTHER MONITOR AND THIS WAS HERE??? 

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WHAT?? ALIENWARE ARE U TELLIN ME I CAN HAVE A FUCKING RAINBOW LAPTOP

I ONLY FUCKING CAN

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LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

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argentconflagration:

music without lyrics

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music with lyrics

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old music

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new music

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popular music

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obscure music

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music

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 people who criticize others for their taste in music

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Turn on.

When a guy looks “badass”  but they have a sweet personality and a big genuine heart. That’s a tease. A fucking great tease. 

(Reblogged from fuck-your-opinions)

lesbubblian:

littlepuhoyfinn:

huhoop:

Together :D

wHAT IS THIS

this is beautiful

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thegoddamazon:

eyan-j:

urbieknowsbeats:

chels-e-lately:

ratchetivity:

vivalaorgasm:

blackladyblue:

jamtastik:

dirtymindofchaosghost:

CANT STOP LAUGHING

:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

Now usually I don’t do this, but here we have a clear demonstration of the importance of fruit in a man’s diet. 


you can’t think about it you just gotta do it & get it over with. fuck all that fruit shit. a guy eating a lot of fruit isn’t gonna transform his cum into gogurt or some shit.

If cum tasted like gogurt, I’d be the biggest ho on the planet.
I love gogurt. 

Reblogging cause the fruit bullshit is drastically overstated. 
and cause of the gogurt comments. hahah. dead

nah, it’s really not. 
you really will taste like what you eat the most of, within reason. you eat a lot of red meat and salty foods, your spunk gonna look like new england clam chowder and smell like death. asparagus and coffee too. lots of foods will have you out here not getting swallowed.
lots of water, fruit, and exercise so your body can flush them toxins out. 
ladies, that shit applies to you too.

Heavy smokers tend to taste sour.
Those with “lean” diets tend to taste sweet with a salty bite. Easier to swallow.
…but if a man tasted like gogurt I’d suck his soul out through his dick, you hear me?

thegoddamazon:

eyan-j:

urbieknowsbeats:

chels-e-lately:

ratchetivity:

vivalaorgasm:

blackladyblue:

jamtastik:

dirtymindofchaosghost:

CANT STOP LAUGHING

:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

Now usually I don’t do this, but here we have a clear demonstration of the importance of fruit in a man’s diet. 

you can’t think about it you just gotta do it & get it over with. fuck all that fruit shit. a guy eating a lot of fruit isn’t gonna transform his cum into gogurt or some shit.

If cum tasted like gogurt, I’d be the biggest ho on the planet.

I love gogurt. 

Reblogging cause the fruit bullshit is drastically overstated

and cause of the gogurt comments. hahah. dead

nah, it’s really not. 

you really will taste like what you eat the most of, within reason. you eat a lot of red meat and salty foods, your spunk gonna look like new england clam chowder and smell like death. asparagus and coffee too. lots of foods will have you out here not getting swallowed.

lots of water, fruit, and exercise so your body can flush them toxins out. 

ladies, that shit applies to you too.

Heavy smokers tend to taste sour.

Those with “lean” diets tend to taste sweet with a salty bite. Easier to swallow.

…but if a man tasted like gogurt I’d suck his soul out through his dick, you hear me?

(Reblogged from fuck-your-opinions)

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