Now usually I don’t do this, but here we have a clear demonstration of the importance of fruit in a man’s diet.
you can’t think about it you just gotta do it & get it over with. fuck all that fruit shit. a guy eating a lot of fruit isn’t gonna transform his cum into gogurt or some shit.
If cum tasted like gogurt, I’d be the biggest ho on the planet.
I love gogurt.
Reblogging cause the fruit bullshit is drastically overstated.
and cause of the gogurt comments. hahah. dead
nah, it’s really not.
you really will taste like what you eat the most of, within reason. you eat a lot of red meat and salty foods, your spunk gonna look like new england clam chowder and smell like death. asparagus and coffee too. lots of foods will have you out here not getting swallowed.
lots of water, fruit, and exercise so your body can flush them toxins out.
ladies, that shit applies to you too.
Heavy smokers tend to taste sour.
Those with “lean” diets tend to taste sweet with a salty bite. Easier to swallow.
…but if a man tasted like gogurt I’d suck his soul out through his dick, you hear me?