lesbubblian:

littlepuhoyfinn:

huhoop:

Together :D

wHAT IS THIS

this is beautiful

thegoddamazon:

eyan-j:

urbieknowsbeats:

chels-e-lately:

ratchetivity:

vivalaorgasm:

blackladyblue:

jamtastik:

dirtymindofchaosghost:

CANT STOP LAUGHING

:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

Now usually I don’t do this, but here we have a clear demonstration of the importance of fruit in a man’s diet. 

you can’t think about it you just gotta do it & get it over with. fuck all that fruit shit. a guy eating a lot of fruit isn’t gonna transform his cum into gogurt or some shit.

If cum tasted like gogurt, I’d be the biggest ho on the planet.

I love gogurt. 

Reblogging cause the fruit bullshit is drastically overstated. 

and cause of the gogurt comments. hahah. dead

nah, it’s really not. 

you really will taste like what you eat the most of, within reason. you eat a lot of red meat and salty foods, your spunk gonna look like new england clam chowder and smell like death. asparagus and coffee too. lots of foods will have you out here not getting swallowed.

lots of water, fruit, and exercise so your body can flush them toxins out. 

ladies, that shit applies to you too.

Heavy smokers tend to taste sour.

Those with “lean” diets tend to taste sweet with a salty bite. Easier to swallow.

…but if a man tasted like gogurt I’d suck his soul out through his dick, you hear me?

mihuramiro:

+

blamemisha:

deanwitchchester:

#i can’t get over the fact that THIS is what Sam’s seeing #He had to take that necklace off #he drove with Dean’s body in the CAR with him #so he could bury his brother #and can you imagine him just #pulling along the side of the road and crying into the steering wheel until his head pounded and his heart ached? #how he waited and waited for the tears to stop #how he hoped that he’d just look over and see his brother sitting there beside him #sleeping or something #how #when he was finally alone #after burying Dean #he had to wash the blood from the necklace #and wore it when he went to sleep #ALONE #the bed by him empty #the room as cold as ice #as quiet as a librarian’s tomb fer fucks sake #and he probably cried himself to sleep#knowing he was alone in the world #he had no big brother to protect him #no partner to go on cases with #no Dean #Dead inside

And he blames himself. Its his fault. Dean sacrificed himself for him.

(Source: carryonmywincestsounds)